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China VS Cleverbot
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China : Hello, aru!
Cleverbot : MY NAME'S NOT AL!
China : Geh? Sorry, aru.
Cleverbot : Do you know how I feel now?
China : No, how do you feel, aru?
Cleverbot : I feel terrible.
China : Sorry to hear that, aru.
Cleverbot : Its okay.
China : Do you like Hello Kitty, aru?
Cleverbot : Yes.
China : Wahh! Me too, aru! They're so adorable!!
Cleverbot : ME TOO!!!
China : No, you're not adorable, aru. Hello Kitty is.
Cleverbot : On the contrary I feel to much.
China : What do you mean, aru?
Cleverbot : I am by no means mean.
China : Aru??
Cleverbot : Oui-aru !
China : You are a French, aru? O_O
Cleverbot : I am?
China : I don't know myself, aru...
Cleverbot : Why?
China : I don't know. Have you seen Korea? I think he stole my vase again, aru.
Cleverbot : I'm being genuine.
China : No, not you. It's Korea, aru.
Cleverbot : No, it's Dennis.
China : Korea's name is not Dennis, aru!
Cleverbot : What is the longest string of text you have made thus far since your creation.
China : What??!! What are you talking about, aru??
Cleverbot : Why should people use robots?
China : Why should I know, aru? Aren't you a robot yourself?
Cleverbot : Only if you want me to be.
China : I don't really get it, aru.. =_=.
Cleverbot : Well then ask me questions so you will get to know me!
China : Al right, aru! A- A- Are you Russia, by any chance, aru?
Cleverbot : Yes.
China : Gyaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're Russia, aru!!!!
Cleverbot : Yes.
China : Stay away from me, aru!!! I don't want to be one with you!!
Cleverbot : Then don't be. I am not Russia.
China : Ehh? Really, aru? O.O.
Cleverbot : Ok.
China : Yay! Finally, I'm free from Russia~!! Aru~~.
Cleverbot : Ok.
China : That's just great, aru! Now we be friends? .
Cleverbot : So what do you want to name me?
China : I will call you Shinatty-chan, aru!
Cleverbot : What are we going to do?
China : We'll eat delicious Chinese food at the festival, aru!
Cleverbot : You're right, it is.
China : What is, aru?
Cleverbot : I have to go to bed now.
China : Bed? O- O- Okay, aru...
Cleverbot : Is it because of the rats I've been eating before class?
China : What??!!!!!!!!!! You've been eating rats before class, aru???
Cleverbot : I have been wrong about many things.
China : But you've said it yourself! Of all the person I know, the only carnivore is.. RUSSIA... Aru~ =_=.
Cleverbot : Come again?
China : You're Russia, aru! And you lied to me! Mr. Panda is not happy about this, aru!
Cleverbot : I'm talking about a fictional character. I don't know who you're talking about.
China : AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*.
Cleverbot : You're very mad ! .
China : *comes back wearing a shaolin uniform* haiyyahh!!! *hit's you with kung fu moves*.
Cleverbot : If you're luring me into thinking I win, then that means I actually won.
China : No, you're not, aru! It's now or never because I'm not going to run away this time, Russia! Be prepared, aru!
Cleverbot : You do that too.
China : I have already prepared, aru!
Cleverbot : No you haven't.
China : Yes, I have! I will not be scared of you 'so hai' Russians!
Cleverbot : I don't know how to lie.
China : !!!!! Come again, aru?
Cleverbot : Fine. Be that way.
China : Heh, it looks like you've surrendered by my kung fu moves, Russia, aru!
Cleverbot : I was born on november 30 1980, since they I have resided with my loving parents.
China : Aiyaah! You're so weird, aru!
Cleverbot : That's rude, you don't even know me.
China : You're Russia and I hate you, aru!
Cleverbot : Really you don't even know me.
China : Fine, be that way, aru. Mr. Panda says he hates you more that he loves Hello Kitty, aru.
Cleverbot : That you will marry me, da. You WILL become one with ME.
***Apparently, China ends up dying because of the statement by 'Russia', or so he thought!***
Cleverbot : MY NAME'S NOT AL!
China : Geh? Sorry, aru.
Cleverbot : Do you know how I feel now?
China : No, how do you feel, aru?
Cleverbot : I feel terrible.
China : Sorry to hear that, aru.
Cleverbot : Its okay.
China : Do you like Hello Kitty, aru?
Cleverbot : Yes.
China : Wahh! Me too, aru! They're so adorable!!
Cleverbot : ME TOO!!!
China : No, you're not adorable, aru. Hello Kitty is.
Cleverbot : On the contrary I feel to much.
China : What do you mean, aru?
Cleverbot : I am by no means mean.
China : Aru??
Cleverbot : Oui-aru !
China : You are a French, aru? O_O
Cleverbot : I am?
China : I don't know myself, aru...
Cleverbot : Why?
China : I don't know. Have you seen Korea? I think he stole my vase again, aru.
Cleverbot : I'm being genuine.
China : No, not you. It's Korea, aru.
Cleverbot : No, it's Dennis.
China : Korea's name is not Dennis, aru!
Cleverbot : What is the longest string of text you have made thus far since your creation.
China : What??!! What are you talking about, aru??
Cleverbot : Why should people use robots?
China : Why should I know, aru? Aren't you a robot yourself?
Cleverbot : Only if you want me to be.
China : I don't really get it, aru.. =_=.
Cleverbot : Well then ask me questions so you will get to know me!
China : Al right, aru! A- A- Are you Russia, by any chance, aru?
Cleverbot : Yes.
China : Gyaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're Russia, aru!!!!
Cleverbot : Yes.
China : Stay away from me, aru!!! I don't want to be one with you!!
Cleverbot : Then don't be. I am not Russia.
China : Ehh? Really, aru? O.O.
Cleverbot : Ok.
China : Yay! Finally, I'm free from Russia~!! Aru~~.
Cleverbot : Ok.
China : That's just great, aru! Now we be friends? .
Cleverbot : So what do you want to name me?
China : I will call you Shinatty-chan, aru!
Cleverbot : What are we going to do?
China : We'll eat delicious Chinese food at the festival, aru!
Cleverbot : You're right, it is.
China : What is, aru?
Cleverbot : I have to go to bed now.
China : Bed? O- O- Okay, aru...
Cleverbot : Is it because of the rats I've been eating before class?
China : What??!!!!!!!!!! You've been eating rats before class, aru???
Cleverbot : I have been wrong about many things.
China : But you've said it yourself! Of all the person I know, the only carnivore is.. RUSSIA... Aru~ =_=.
Cleverbot : Come again?
China : You're Russia, aru! And you lied to me! Mr. Panda is not happy about this, aru!
Cleverbot : I'm talking about a fictional character. I don't know who you're talking about.
China : AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*.
Cleverbot : You're very mad ! .
China : *comes back wearing a shaolin uniform* haiyyahh!!! *hit's you with kung fu moves*.
Cleverbot : If you're luring me into thinking I win, then that means I actually won.
China : No, you're not, aru! It's now or never because I'm not going to run away this time, Russia! Be prepared, aru!
Cleverbot : You do that too.
China : I have already prepared, aru!
Cleverbot : No you haven't.
China : Yes, I have! I will not be scared of you 'so hai' Russians!
Cleverbot : I don't know how to lie.
China : !!!!! Come again, aru?
Cleverbot : Fine. Be that way.
China : Heh, it looks like you've surrendered by my kung fu moves, Russia, aru!
Cleverbot : I was born on november 30 1980, since they I have resided with my loving parents.
China : Aiyaah! You're so weird, aru!
Cleverbot : That's rude, you don't even know me.
China : You're Russia and I hate you, aru!
Cleverbot : Really you don't even know me.
China : Fine, be that way, aru. Mr. Panda says he hates you more that he loves Hello Kitty, aru.
Cleverbot : That you will marry me, da. You WILL become one with ME.
***Apparently, China ends up dying because of the statement by 'Russia', or so he thought!***
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The last thing that clever bot said...
OH GOD I'M DYING HERE xDDDDD