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China VS Cleverbot

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China : Hello, aru!

Cleverbot : MY NAME'S NOT AL!

China : Geh? Sorry, aru.

Cleverbot : Do you know how I feel now?

China : No, how do you feel, aru?

Cleverbot : I feel terrible.

China : Sorry to hear that, aru.

Cleverbot : Its okay.

China : Do you like Hello Kitty, aru?

Cleverbot : Yes.

China : Wahh! Me too, aru! They're so adorable!!

Cleverbot : ME TOO!!!

China : No, you're not adorable, aru. Hello Kitty is.

Cleverbot : On the contrary I feel to much.

China : What do you mean, aru?

Cleverbot : I am by no means mean.

China : Aru??

Cleverbot : Oui-aru !

China : You are a French, aru? O_O

Cleverbot : I am?

China : I don't know myself, aru...

Cleverbot : Why?

China : I don't know. Have you seen Korea? I think he stole my vase again, aru.

Cleverbot : I'm being genuine.

China : No, not you. It's Korea, aru.

Cleverbot : No, it's Dennis.

China : Korea's name is not Dennis, aru!

Cleverbot : What is the longest string of text you have made thus far since your creation.

China : What??!! What are you talking about, aru??

Cleverbot : Why should people use robots?

China : Why should I know, aru? Aren't you a robot yourself?

Cleverbot : Only if you want me to be.

China : I don't really get it, aru.. =_=.

Cleverbot : Well then ask me questions so you will get to know me!

China : Al right, aru! A- A- Are you Russia, by any chance, aru?

Cleverbot : Yes.

China : Gyaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're Russia, aru!!!!

Cleverbot : Yes.

China : Stay away from me, aru!!! I don't want to be one with you!!

Cleverbot : Then don't be. I am not Russia.

China : Ehh? Really, aru? O.O.

Cleverbot : Ok.

China : Yay! Finally, I'm free from Russia~!! Aru~~.

Cleverbot : Ok.

China : That's just great, aru! Now we be friends? :D.

Cleverbot : So what do you want to name me?

China : I will call you Shinatty-chan, aru!

Cleverbot : What are we going to do?

China : We'll eat delicious Chinese food at the festival, aru!

Cleverbot : You're right, it is.

China : What is, aru?

Cleverbot : I have to go to bed now.

China : Bed? O- O- Okay, aru...

Cleverbot : Is it because of the rats I've been eating before class?

China : What??!!!!!!!!!! You've been eating rats before class, aru???

Cleverbot : I have been wrong about many things.

China : But you've said it yourself! Of all the person I know, the only carnivore is.. RUSSIA... Aru~ =_=.

Cleverbot : Come again?

China : You're Russia, aru! And you lied to me! Mr. Panda is not happy about this, aru!

Cleverbot : I'm talking about a fictional character. I don't know who you're talking about.

China : AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*.

Cleverbot : You're very mad ! :'(.

China : *comes back wearing a shaolin uniform* haiyyahh!!! *hit's you with kung fu moves*.

Cleverbot : If you're luring me into thinking I win, then that means I actually won.

China : No, you're not, aru! It's now or never because I'm not going to run away this time, Russia! Be prepared, aru!

Cleverbot : You do that too.

China : I have already prepared, aru!

Cleverbot : No you haven't.

China : Yes, I have! I will not be scared of you 'so hai' Russians!

Cleverbot : I don't know how to lie.

China : !!!!! Come again, aru?

Cleverbot : Fine. Be that way.

China : Heh, it looks like you've surrendered by my kung fu moves, Russia, aru!

Cleverbot : I was born on november 30 1980, since they I have resided with my loving parents.

China : Aiyaah! You're so weird, aru!

Cleverbot : That's rude, you don't even know me.

China : You're Russia and I hate you, aru!

Cleverbot : Really you don't even know me.

China : Fine, be that way, aru. Mr. Panda says he hates you more that he loves Hello Kitty, aru.

Cleverbot : That you will marry me, da. You WILL become one with ME.

***Apparently, China ends up dying because of the statement by 'Russia', or so he thought!***
It's China~ :iconchibichinaplz:

uhhh~ not quite okay with this.. =_=
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MagicalStarfish's avatar
The last thing that clever bot said...
OH GOD I'M DYING HERE xDDDDD