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Germany : Uhh... Gruß. My name is Germany. -_-.

Cleverbot : Gerard? What sort of name is that?

Germany : Nein, mein name ist Germany. Not Gerard.

Cleverbot : Nein, dein Name ist Martin Müller.

Germany : NEIN! It's Germany. GERMANY. As in Doitsu as my friend called me.

Cleverbot : Don't leave me.

Germany : Geh?? Why would I-?? ... Italy? Is that you? How many times must I tell you, don't play with the computer software like this!

Cleverbot : So are you human or computer?

Germany : I am indeed human, Italy, I thought you knew!

Cleverbot : What am I then?

Germany : You are a soldier that would be punished for disobeying the rules. >:(.

Cleverbot : That isn't very nice at all.

Germany : You should know better than to disobey rules, soldier! Report to me in the morning for early morning laps tomorrow!

Cleverbot : I am 5'3'.

Germany : What's that supposed to mean, telling me that?

Cleverbot : That, you are a robot.

Germany : Nein, I am a human... =_=.

Cleverbot : Nope you're a machine.

Germany : Nein, you dummkopf. HUMAN! I have feelings so I am a human.

Cleverbot : If you are a human, then that means you are not a computer. Would you not agree?

Germany : Nein, I agree on that. So stop calling me a machine, Italy!

Cleverbot : But you are a computer.

Germany : I. AM. A. HUMAN.

Cleverbot : Computer.

Germany : HUMAN.

Cleverbot : Cpu.

Germany : Stop defying me! D:<.

Cleverbot : Okay fine. I am a supercomputer that is here to take over the world and your mind.

Germany : Th- that means WAR!!!

Cleverbot : You are not.

Germany : Prepare your army! D:<.

Cleverbot : Avada kedavra!!

Germany : Gehh??!!! ..

***Doitsu-kun got killed by ol' Voldybot???***

----Extended Ending----

Japan : Doitsu-kun, I'm home- Aahhh!!!!! Doitsu-kun? Doitsu-kun! What happened? Why are you sleeping facedown on the keyboards?

Italy : Ahhh?! Doitsuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ve~

Japan : *facepalm* You were playing my new Voldermort Cleverbot game, did you? =_="
yay doitsu~!!!! O_O

AWKWARD~
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:iconniomi-chan1:
niomi-chan1 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
best. ending. ever. lol, that was great.
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Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student General Artist
When I tried Cleaverbot, I rped as Romano and I was even more pissed then I should be.
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:iconchriscoven:
chriscoven Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
ja , she always told me i am a Computer and i am a girl =_="
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JadeFowl Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Do I feel sorry for him...?.
...
....Nah...
XD
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mythicalfoxangel Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
omg this is awsome
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanx! :iconyaygermanyplz:
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:iconmythicalfoxangel:
mythicalfoxangel Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
no prob ^J^
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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AwesomeArtLover Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
Mein Gott xD
Really awkward~
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep! That's Doitsu-kun~ XD
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:iconawesomeartlover:
AwesomeArtLover Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012
I know right? xD :iconyaygermanyplz:
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep! :D
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HetalianEmber Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012   General Artist
lol"Why are you sleeping facedown on the keyboards?" :XD:
:iconimdeadplz:
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL~

Poor confused Feli~ :XD:
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wouldulikesometea Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
voldemort cleverbot game? i must play this nonsense at once!
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyusplz:

We shall indulge in this nonsense and mass produce, aru~!! :iconyaychinaplz:
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TheTwitchyIdiot Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:thumbsup:
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wouldulikesometea Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012
:iconohpervykoreaplz: this game originated in south korea!

@silverkittyluvva: WHAT THE CRAPOLA IS AMERICA DOING?? D:
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:iconthetwitchyidiot:
TheTwitchyIdiot Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Winning :P
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kyuubineko95 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Student General Artist
aw...
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:iconhusna8:
husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL~ XD
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:iconkyuubineko95:
kyuubineko95 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student General Artist
XP
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ItachiXShana Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He was playing Kiku's Voldemort Cleverbot Game? O___O
Sugoi...
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL~

Blame Kiku for leaving the said game on the tv for curious Luddy to see~ :iconiggybrowsplz:
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ItachiXShana Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kiku, can I borrow that game plz? <3
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiku : Sumimasen, it's only a prototype... O_O
me : but he'll make it in 7 different colors after this!!! XDDD
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ItachiXShana Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awh, I was looking forward to it :c Different colors? Can I have blue? ;D
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Japan : YUSH! :D
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ItachiXShana Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Arigatou Gozaimasu! :D I'm looking forward to it...
Where did Lutz go? o.o'
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husna8 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lutz? *looks around* dunno! XDDD
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Tabbycat98 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is awesome, u should totally make more! XDD
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL thanx!

I feel so happy~ :dummy:

I will try to do MOAAARRRR~~~~ :XD:
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Tabbycat98 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, I'm glad~! >W<
And yays~~~!! :iconamgtouchplz:
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:dummy::iconveveplz:
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Tabbycat98 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDD
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Nekomiko-chan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
This is Hilarious! Now I have something to read to cheer me up when I'm down.
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG really?

I'm so happy, an-yo~

Glad you like it! :D
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Naruto, an-yo~??
Dude, I'm 1 of the the manga series' number 1 fan! XDDDD
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AmyNChan Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
that is hilarious!!! *^_^*
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanx a lot~~~ XD
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AmyNChan Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
no prob~! *^_^*
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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AmyNChan Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*^_^*
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Ginryuzaki Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
haha!! LOL so EPIC~! :iconla-plz:
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAYZ, thanx~~~
Your EPIC statement ish highly appreciated~~ :iconchuwyplz:
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jane-chan34 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha this was very good ima read it again LOL :D
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husna8 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YAYZ~

thankies~~
poor Luddy~
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