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Germany : Uhh... Gruß. My name is Germany. -_-.

Cleverbot : Gerard? What sort of name is that?

Germany : Nein, mein name ist Germany. Not Gerard.

Cleverbot : Nein, dein Name ist Martin Müller.

Germany : NEIN! It's Germany. GERMANY. As in Doitsu as my friend called me.

Cleverbot : Don't leave me.

Germany : Geh?? Why would I-?? ... Italy? Is that you? How many times must I tell you, don't play with the computer software like this!

Cleverbot : So are you human or computer?

Germany : I am indeed human, Italy, I thought you knew!

Cleverbot : What am I then?

Germany : You are a soldier that would be punished for disobeying the rules. >:(.

Cleverbot : That isn't very nice at all.

Germany : You should know better than to disobey rules, soldier! Report to me in the morning for early morning laps tomorrow!

Cleverbot : I am 5'3'.

Germany : What's that supposed to mean, telling me that?

Cleverbot : That, you are a robot.

Germany : Nein, I am a human... =_=.

Cleverbot : Nope you're a machine.

Germany : Nein, you dummkopf. HUMAN! I have feelings so I am a human.

Cleverbot : If you are a human, then that means you are not a computer. Would you not agree?

Germany : Nein, I agree on that. So stop calling me a machine, Italy!

Cleverbot : But you are a computer.

Germany : I. AM. A. HUMAN.

Cleverbot : Computer.

Germany : HUMAN.

Cleverbot : Cpu.

Germany : Stop defying me! D:<.

Cleverbot : Okay fine. I am a supercomputer that is here to take over the world and your mind.

Germany : Th- that means WAR!!!

Cleverbot : You are not.

Germany : Prepare your army! D:<.

Cleverbot : Avada kedavra!!

Germany : Gehh??!!! ..

***Doitsu-kun got killed by ol' Voldybot???***

----Extended Ending----

Japan : Doitsu-kun, I'm home- Aahhh!!!!! Doitsu-kun? Doitsu-kun! What happened? Why are you sleeping facedown on the keyboards?

Italy : Ahhh?! Doitsuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ve~

Japan : *facepalm* You were playing my new Voldermort Cleverbot game, did you? =_="
yay doitsu~!!!! O_O

AWKWARD~
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:iconhispanicgirl1313:
Hispanicgirl1313 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student General Artist
When I tried Cleaverbot, I rped as Romano and I was even more pissed then I should be.
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chriscoven Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
ja , she always told me i am a Computer and i am a girl =_="
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JadeFowl Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Do I feel sorry for him...?.
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....Nah...
XD
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mythicalfoxangel Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Digital Artist
omg this is awsome
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husna8 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanx! :iconyaygermanyplz:
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mythicalfoxangel Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
no prob ^J^
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husna8 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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AwesomeArtLover Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
Mein Gott xD
Really awkward~
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