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Germany : Uhh... Gruß. My name is Germany. -_-.
Cleverbot : Gerard? What sort of name is that?
Germany : Nein, mein name ist Germany. Not Gerard.
Cleverbot : Nein, dein Name ist Martin Müller.
Germany : NEIN! It's Germany. GERMANY. As in Doitsu as my friend called me.
Cleverbot : Don't leave me.
Germany : Geh?? Why would I-?? ... Italy? Is that you? How many times must I tell you, don't play with the computer software like this!
Cleverbot : So are you human or computer?
Germany : I am indeed human, Italy, I thought you knew!
Cleverbot : What am I then?
Germany : You are a soldier that would be punished for disobeying the rules. >.
Cleverbot : That isn't very nice at all.
Germany : You should know better than to disobey rules, soldier! Report to me in the morning for early morning laps tomorrow!
Cleverbot : I am 5'3'.
Germany : What's that supposed to mean, telling me that?
Cleverbot : That, you are a robot.
Germany : Nein, I am a human... =_=.
Cleverbot : Nope you're a machine.
Germany : Nein, you dummkopf. HUMAN! I have feelings so I am a human.
Cleverbot : If you are a human, then that means you are not a computer. Would you not agree?
Germany : Nein, I agree on that. So stop calling me a machine, Italy!
Cleverbot : But you are a computer.
Germany : I. AM. A. HUMAN.
Cleverbot : Computer.
Germany : HUMAN.
Cleverbot : Cpu.
Germany : Stop defying me! D:<.
Cleverbot : Okay fine. I am a supercomputer that is here to take over the world and your mind.
Germany : Th- that means WAR!!!
Cleverbot : You are not.
Germany : Prepare your army! D:<.
Cleverbot : Avada kedavra!!
Germany : Gehh??!!! ..
***Doitsu-kun got killed by ol' Voldybot???***
----Extended Ending----
Japan : Doitsu-kun, I'm home- Aahhh!!!!! Doitsu-kun? Doitsu-kun! What happened? Why are you sleeping facedown on the keyboards?
Italy : Ahhh?! Doitsuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ve~
Japan : *facepalm* You were playing my new Voldermort Cleverbot game, did you? =_="
Cleverbot : Gerard? What sort of name is that?
Germany : Nein, mein name ist Germany. Not Gerard.
Cleverbot : Nein, dein Name ist Martin Müller.
Germany : NEIN! It's Germany. GERMANY. As in Doitsu as my friend called me.
Cleverbot : Don't leave me.
Germany : Geh?? Why would I-?? ... Italy? Is that you? How many times must I tell you, don't play with the computer software like this!
Cleverbot : So are you human or computer?
Germany : I am indeed human, Italy, I thought you knew!
Cleverbot : What am I then?
Germany : You are a soldier that would be punished for disobeying the rules. >.
Cleverbot : That isn't very nice at all.
Germany : You should know better than to disobey rules, soldier! Report to me in the morning for early morning laps tomorrow!
Cleverbot : I am 5'3'.
Germany : What's that supposed to mean, telling me that?
Cleverbot : That, you are a robot.
Germany : Nein, I am a human... =_=.
Cleverbot : Nope you're a machine.
Germany : Nein, you dummkopf. HUMAN! I have feelings so I am a human.
Cleverbot : If you are a human, then that means you are not a computer. Would you not agree?
Germany : Nein, I agree on that. So stop calling me a machine, Italy!
Cleverbot : But you are a computer.
Germany : I. AM. A. HUMAN.
Cleverbot : Computer.
Germany : HUMAN.
Cleverbot : Cpu.
Germany : Stop defying me! D:<.
Cleverbot : Okay fine. I am a supercomputer that is here to take over the world and your mind.
Germany : Th- that means WAR!!!
Cleverbot : You are not.
Germany : Prepare your army! D:<.
Cleverbot : Avada kedavra!!
Germany : Gehh??!!! ..
***Doitsu-kun got killed by ol' Voldybot???***
----Extended Ending----
Japan : Doitsu-kun, I'm home- Aahhh!!!!! Doitsu-kun? Doitsu-kun! What happened? Why are you sleeping facedown on the keyboards?
Italy : Ahhh?! Doitsuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ve~
Japan : *facepalm* You were playing my new Voldermort Cleverbot game, did you? =_="
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yay doitsu~!!!! O_O
AWKWARD~
AWKWARD~
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best. ending. ever. lol, that was great.