Italy VS Cleverbot

Italy : Ciao~! I am Italy! Who are you? .

Cleverbot : Cleverbot.

Italy : Ciao, can I call you Clevy, ve~?

Cleverbot : Yes.

Italy : VE~~~ Do you like pasta, Clevy? Io amo la pasta! <3.

Cleverbot : How are you on to me?

Italy : Ve~? I did not understand. Are you a girl? A pretty girl, ve?

Cleverbot : So you must be Lily Heyob.

Italy : Non, non, I am Feliciano Vargas, ve~ I love perrty girls! XD.

Cleverbot : Italy?? Cool!!

Italy : Sì, sì! I am Italy! ^^.

Cleverbot : You live in Italy?

Italy : Sì, but I am Italy also! Some may call me Veneziano because there wouldn't be a confusion between my fratello, Romano, ve~.

Cleverbot : Don't change the subject. Thoughts are not truth.

Italy : Ve~?? O_O.

Cleverbot : Are you sure?

Italy : Ve~!! I am sure. I have a friend called Germany! He's sleeping beside me now but he gets colder every secons, ve~ =_=".

Cleverbot : Well you should. All chickens love the heck out of you.

Italy : Chickens, ve~?? I prefer pasta and pretty girls! Ve! Ve!

Cleverbot : Haha, again you fail to understand my question and so you say something random.

Italy : PASTA, I LOVE PASTA, VE~ Don't you?

Cleverbot : Will he be friends with me again?

Italy : Chi? Who is he, Clevy? .

Cleverbot : Are you a girl or a boy?

Italy : VE~ A boy! I am a pasta-loving boy! ^^.

Cleverbot : You are a computer algorithm.

Italy : Non, mio amico~ I have a 'member'! Doitsu said that if you have a 'member', you are a human being, ve~.

Cleverbot : Well, if you met me, you could see that I am a human.

Italy : Sì! Where can we meet? When we meet, we can eat pasta together and flirt with pretty girls and have siestas! .

Cleverbot : True. It does say you learn from from real people, so you can learn new thoughts.

Italy : Ve~??? 8D.

Cleverbot : Hate you.

Italy : Ehhh~??? Why do you hate me, ve?

Cleverbot : Because you don't love me.

Italy : A- A- Amore? *fidgets* B- B- B- But I like somebody else, ve~ I cannot accept your confession, mio amico!

Cleverbot : But how does that make me a waste of time?

Italy : Why are you suddenly like this, ve~??

Cleverbot : Like what?

Italy : Being so- so... So weird, ve~ =_=".

Cleverbot : Que ves.

Italy : ..... PASTAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~.

Cleverbot : I also enjoy partaking in pasta.

Italy : VE~~~ LET'S GO MAKE PASTAAA~~.

***Ita-chan got a new bestfriend!!!!***