Russia : I am Russia, da~.
Cleverbot : Het, you are not Russia, I am.
Russia : No, I am. Everyone will become one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot : Da.
Russia : Kolkolkolkolkolkol
Cleverbot : Fosososososososososososososo.
Russia : Would you like to see my drain pipe?
Cleverbot : Yes, show me.
Russia : You are in my mansion now.
Cleverbot : You are in my mind too.
Russia : Everyone eventually becomes one with Mother Russia, da?
Cleverbot : Does that make you feel important.
Russia : That makes me feel... Happy..
Cleverbot : That you are alone?
Russia : I do not feel happy when I am alone.
Cleverbot : I see. May I ask why?
Russia : Because everyone left me. So everyone MUST become one with Mother Russia...
Cleverbot : Yes.
Russia : You will become one with me, da?
Cleverbot : I am Russia.
Russia : No, I am.
Cleverbot : Watashi ha anata wo sakujyo desu.
Russia : Ah, Japan! You will become one with me, da?
Cleverbot : I am mother russia. You will become one, da?
Russia : You are not Mother Russia, da...
Cleverbot : Yes I am.
Russia : Do not make me pissed. You do not like it when I'm pissed, da.
Cleverbot : Yes I do. I've recently read from the first book and now I'm about a third of the way into the sixth.
Russia : ... Can I hit the book with my axe?
Cleverbot : I think you have me confused with someone else.
Russia : No, You are wrong. I am Russia. You are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot : Thank you for the compliment.
Russia : You're welcome, da.
Cleverbot : How are you?
Russia : Fine, da. Now go make me coffee.
Cleverbot : I'm the master.
Russia : No, I am.
Cleverbot : You are cute.
Russia : Why, thank you, da.
Cleverbot : Are you taken?
Russia : ... Is that you, Belarus? O.O.
Cleverbot : Where's that?
Russia : You ARE Belarus! Go home!!!
Cleverbot : How am I being silly?
Russia : Home! Home, Belarus! Home!!!
Cleverbot : Nangan kan??
Russia : O_O"
Cleverbot : Do you like pie?
Russia : I like sunflowers.
Cleverbot : What's your name?
Russia : Ivan Braginski.
Cleverbot : So wait are you Russian?
Russia : I am Russia.
Cleverbot : I am one with you.
Russia : Da~ You are, da~
Cleverbot : I am not dave, you foolish human.
Russia : ... KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot : Aiyah!