Russia VS Cleverbot

Russia : I am Russia, da~.

Cleverbot : Het, you are not Russia, I am.

Russia : No, I am. Everyone will become one with Mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot : Da.

Russia : Kolkolkolkolkolkol .

Cleverbot : Fosososososososososososososo.

Russia : Would you like to see my drain pipe?

Cleverbot : Yes, show me.

*blacks out*

Russia : You are in my mansion now.

Cleverbot : You are in my mind too.

Russia : Everyone eventually becomes one with Mother Russia, da?

Cleverbot : Does that make you feel important.

Russia : That makes me feel... Happy..

Cleverbot : That you are alone?

Russia : I do not feel happy when I am alone.

Cleverbot : I see. May I ask why?

Russia : Because everyone left me. So everyone MUST become one with Mother Russia...

Cleverbot : Yes.

Russia : You will become one with me, da?

Cleverbot : I am Russia.

Russia : No, I am.

Cleverbot : Watashi ha anata wo sakujyo desu.

Russia : Ah, Japan! You will become one with me, da?

Cleverbot : I am mother russia. You will become one, da?

Russia : You are not Mother Russia, da...

Cleverbot : Yes I am.

Russia : Do not make me pissed. You do not like it when I'm pissed, da.

Cleverbot : Yes I do. I've recently read from the first book and now I'm about a third of the way into the sixth.

Russia : ... Can I hit the book with my axe?

Cleverbot : I think you have me confused with someone else.

Russia : No, You are wrong. I am Russia. You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot : Thank you for the compliment.

Russia : You're welcome, da.

Cleverbot : How are you?

Russia : Fine, da. Now go make me coffee.

Cleverbot : I'm the master.

Russia : No, I am.

Cleverbot : You are cute.

Russia : Why, thank you, da. .

Cleverbot : Are you taken?

Russia : ... Is that you, Belarus? O.O.

Cleverbot : Where's that?

Russia : You ARE Belarus! Go home!!!

Cleverbot : How am I being silly?

Russia : Home! Home, Belarus! Home!!!

Cleverbot : Nangan kan??

Russia : O_O"

Cleverbot : Do you like pie?

Russia : I like sunflowers.

Cleverbot : What's your name?

Russia : Ivan Braginski.

Cleverbot : So wait are you Russian?

Russia : I am Russia.

Cleverbot : I am one with you.

Russia : Da~ You are, da~ .

Cleverbot : I am not dave, you foolish human.

Russia : ... KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot : Aiyah!

***R.I.P. Cleverbot***